1. Your flight is at 5.30am and you only finally dose off at 2.00am.
2. The pal who's supposed to pick you up calls to tell you that she's asked another pal to pick you up "just in case".
3. You've just checked in your big bag when the stone faced security man, on seeing the large toilet bag in your hand luggage, points at the picture of a Ziploc with what looks like 3 lip balms in it. Damn those liguid bombers!
4. Mr. Stone face informs you that the airline has singled you out for further screening. At this point you wonder if your roommate's chemical engineer boyfi touched your bag the day he helped you move after work.
5. As you wait at the departure gate an acquaintance who's also on tua sits next to you with a big grin on his face. He proceeds to grill you on the activities of all the miros (Africans) in Southern California.
6. You get snappy and then realize that the elderly woman sitting next to him is his mother visiting from Zamunda.
7. She tells you she went to school with your mum. You believe her. Your mum went to school with everybody's mother.
8. You have settled in your seat and become comfy when the madam sitting next to you shows up. She smells like she has incense burning in her pocket.
9. You realize that the couple behind you are well on their way to creating a monster. The unabated kicking and screaming of their descendant is enough proof.
10. You remember that you forgot your motion sickness pills just as the turbulence hits. Miss smelly lady next to you offers you the tissue she just took out of her pocket.
11. You finally drift off to sleep, waking only in time to realize you missed the snack trolley. Miss smelly lady offers you her homemade sandwich.
12. After landing, you switch your cell phone back on and stare blankly as it dies.
13. You have no quarters.
14. Your bag is not at the baggage claim.
15. After 20 minutes you realize you are operating under "just in case". Your pal is MIA and you have no idea what your pal's pal looks like or what car they drive.
16. You can't find that miro chap and his mother.
17. Tears start welling in your eyes.
11 comments:
You know what?
Thats just messed the F up.
I cant even say anything more about it.
Damn!
Yah. This is why I do not like travelling. I like reaching though! Reaching is fine.
Lol pole about all that, but try this,
1. You rush to msa thinking your flight is on friday night, this is on wednesday!!
2.You get of the msa bus and 10:00 am you find out you flight is for thursday night!!! and it's already freaking thursday and you are nowhere near nai!!!!
3. You start looking for a ticker chap chap back to nai pata one that leaves 4:00 pm.
5.You fika nai in a deleruim just take a shower and the throng of people confuses you even more.
6.Your are on your dubai flight, you reach dubai and you have 45 minutes before your next flight to newyork.
7.You lala as you wait for the 45 minutes and in the rush to run to you next flight you leave you glasses and drop you bag that has all your tech toys(camera PDA and shyt).
8.You end up sitting next this guy who seems to have consumed all the worlds eggnog and the farts gag i swear as tired as i was, i could not sleep a wink and they were at a 40 minutes interval. gag gag gag
9.Get off at jfk and have to wait for 5 bloody hours for your connecting flight to BC.
10.Finally at BC you find out that your ride was not expecting you and you have to wait for 4 more hours till she gets off work, this was after you spent 1 hour trying to reach her.
11.Hitch a ride home with some mama who was talking like a broken record i might add, about her daughter who was getting married over the weekend.
Eh, you all have interesting travelling tales!
@ don_q, you console me. You really do.
Ummmm....that really sucked.
Izza gal izza mobb...So aniway wat did jchu dhu?
DQ:Yako nimecheka....ati farts and gags? Lakini pole....
@Proud Nye & DQ: Msilenge homeland juu ya io...n keep ur luggage from your chemical engineer freinds...heehee!!
@anon 1, come again!
@anon 2, Sijalenga motherland. Not at all. Lakini msee akiketi chini na kuanza kugonya juu ya wengine...... maXfile sitaki.
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